may twenty seventeen be a way better year for us all ! ah, men.
Hi love. Did you know that when you close the fridge door, the light de-luminates? Ruminate. You see, when you open the door, it releases a switch that illuminates the fridge bulb, assuming it’s not burned out, love. So, in effect, your food sits in (cold) darkness most of the time. Crazy, right? It took me a bit to figure this out but once I did, I realized all the implications. Ones and zeros, love. Well, loves, that’s about it for now. Thanks again, love. Sweet dreams!
They won the ball match and I couldn’t be happier (except for the losing team, which makes me sorta sad)
But that is the way it goes, especially in pro sports, where a lot is riding on the game, especially money. But man, what a ride it was! The fans, the ads, the food, the cars, the women, the rush of it all. It reminds me of going to an amusement park and so long as your favorite ride is open and you get to ride it as many times as you want, all is good. But if it is closed or the lines are too long, it just isn’t worth it. Here, have an over-fried sugary funnel cake and some syrupy coke product to wash it down with. Let’s go home now, I’m tired. Can you carry me to the car and wake me in the morning when it’s all over? Thanks again. Go team.
Today’s topic is branding and I’ll hopefully keep it brief. But don’t let my brevity fool you, we are a marketing company and our products don’t sell themselves. Sure, no one wants to see ads, especially then they are just trying to get to a shakira playlist. But that was then and this is how. And that is why I invited you to this brown bag lunch: to provide you with a slim, mostly tasteless lunch along with some side items including generic mayonnaise and a mint candy or two (if your coworker does not want his or hers). Also to let you all know that we are releasing new products soon and you all are fired. Now finish up your sandwich (quickly please) and then leave. Actually, please just leave, quickly. There is a bus outside that will take you to your car. Check our job boards for future opportunities. HR has something for you to fill out (the only reason we have HR I think?). Anyways. Thanks again.
But they have actual crab in them (not good) and are really high in calories (also prob not good). So, before you order, think of how cute crabs are, and if that doesn’t work, think of all the mercury and other poison and trash in the ocean. Thanks again and oh btw, happy November! Which reminds me, Isn’t November Rain that cheesy GNR song?
Were they trying to get out of a record contract with that massive double album? Sheesh, it was really bloated and gassy. Thanks again.