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Compulsory Covid Email (We Care!)

Mar
12

Dear seriously valued customer,

We care so much about our sales – I mean you! Oh, and our / your (?) safety.

Out of this concern, we have recently started cleaning our stores, trains, planes, automobiles, and restrooms.
And all sorts of other places. We have also added a bottle of sanitizer in every one of our blAh blah blah.

Thanks again for knowing how much we care about you and your yada.

Keep buying our stuff and thanks again!

Love,
Me / CEO

Circle back

Aug
08
  1. Hey imma circle back with ya at the end of the day ok?
  2. Let’s definitely close the loop on that circle back, ok?
  3. Be that is it may, we’ll have to circle back on that, ok?

one hundred fifty six (156)

Aug
08

You are now reading post number one hundred fifty six (156), which is thirteen (13) more than one hundred forty three (143).

Please note, if you take one hundred fifty six (156) and divide it by (13,423,222.14), you will get the following number:

(0.00001162165078)

Thanks again.

McCaffey Café Caffee Expresso Lottay

Aug
08

Hey I got the double-whip no-whip extra-whip two-equal half-splenda double-pump vanilla one-pump classic half-soy no-water extra-hot low-foam extra-foam double-decaf extra-spice triple-spice no-shot with-whip triple-grande foyer double-cup pumpkin bacardi farty latte at the bar for FG

Hero

Aug
08

First he fought all the odds that [were against him]. Then he got to make out with the beautiful leading lady star woman. It was a thrilling ride that ended up all working out [in the end]. His boss was helping him along the way through the ins and outs of the difficult story plot that really made you think. Also, he had help from a little special someone that he met on the inside who helped him navigate the double-agent corruption from within the inside. Overall, he made it all work. And we got a good soundtrack out of it… what a thrill-ride it all was! Thanks again, repeated hollywood formula!

Add on / plus one / Wait, who are you again ?

Aug
08

Hey we’re all getting together for this fun thing we planned after work or some time. Ehhh you’re probably welcome to come if you want.

Uh. Yea, it’s going to be mostly couples and families so yeah I guess you can bring someone if you want.

Wait. Who are you again?

Hey can we get coffee

Aug
08

At the end I’ll be sure to ask you some compulsory questions about you but unfortunately we won’t have any real time to discuss any of it and oh (looks at watch) I have to get going now.

But hey, in all seriousness, let me me know when you’re free – how about Tuesday at 6? I’d love to talk more about me and all that I’m going through.

Great see you there !

Did America make cars in the 80s and 90s ??

Aug
07

I see lots of 80s and 90s Japanese cars still on the road. But not many American ones. I just don’t get why tho. I’m pretty sure America made cars in the 80s and 90s. But none of us was alive back then. So I guess it’ll just have to remain a mystery. Oh well.

Sometimes

Aug
07

I just like to write a post for the heck of it – and why not? We are all just posting things without thinking. Thanks again!

What makes me like something

Aug
07

When I’m all doing the ole browsarinos on my sosh media sites y’all I’m all like omg i mos def have to like this rn; or I’m all like nfw, definitely don’t want to like this; or maybe I just forget … who knows

I want to hear from you all – what is your go to inspirashe?