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Your place smells farty like a bad yankee candle

Nov
02

Yankee candle dandy. Farty. At least the moist mealy fart smells are natural. That weird pumpkin vanilla spiced rum latte candle is stinging my eyes and makes me feel like I have to sneeze or vomit or sneeze-vomit. Thanks again.

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