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Compulsory Covid Email (We Care!)


Dear seriously valued customer,

We care so much about our sales – I mean you! Oh, and our / your (?) safety.

Out of this concern, we have recently started cleaning our stores, trains, planes, automobiles, and restrooms.
And all sorts of other places. We have also added a bottle of sanitizer in every one of our blAh blah blah.

Thanks again for knowing how much we care about you and your yada.

Keep buying our stuff and thanks again!

Me / CEO


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