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Crab cakes sure taste good going down and GNR

Nov
02

But they have actual crab in them (not good) and are really high in calories (also prob not good). So, before you order, think of how cute crabs are, and if that doesn’t work, think of all the mercury and other poison and trash in the ocean. Thanks again and oh btw, happy November! Which reminds me, Isn’t November Rain that cheesy GNR song?

Were they trying to get out of a record contract with that massive double album? Sheesh, it was really bloated and gassy. Thanks again.

No more mandolin please

Oct
31

There is so much mandolin happening in hipster craft beer music. If you can, please try something else, or use it to augment. Do you know what I mean. Thanks again.