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OMG crab’s species are totally like that anyway! They LOVES the beach or living near or in it, what the heck man!

Some are hermitic, which is vis-a-vis akin to the latin, meaning church, or “churches” or “church-goers.”


But actually, ya’ll, it means something else, entirely.

Hermit church crabs, on the other hand, don’t eat carbs. And their meaning means something entirely different, yet also what it sorta sounds like: they too like water areas for the most part.

Sometimes they get a new shell, which, in some cultures, is like switching churches. Here are some tips in that regard:

  1. This is the mooncrab church.
  2. You have been welcomed.
  3. We aren’t going to welcome you again.