It’ll be great?
Today’s topic is branding and I’ll hopefully keep it brief. But don’t let my brevity fool you, we are a marketing company and our products don’t sell themselves. Sure, no one wants to see ads, especially then they are just trying to get to a shakira playlist. But that was then and this is how. And that is why I invited you to this brown bag lunch: to provide you with a slim, mostly tasteless lunch along with some side items including generic mayonnaise and a mint candy or two (if your coworker does not want his or hers). Also to let you all know that we are releasing new products soon and you all are fired. Now finish up your sandwich (quickly please) and then leave. Actually, please just leave, quickly. There is a bus outside that will take you to your car. Check our job boards for future opportunities. HR has something for you to fill out (the only reason we have HR I think?). Anyways. Thanks again.
But they have actual crab in them (not good) and are really high in calories (also prob not good). So, before you order, think of how cute crabs are, and if that doesn’t work, think of all the mercury and other poison and trash in the ocean. Thanks again and oh btw, happy November! Which reminds me, Isn’t November Rain that cheesy GNR song?
Were they trying to get out of a record contract with that massive double album? Sheesh, it was really bloated and gassy. Thanks again.
Do you know what I mean? It is so well made, Fincher really has an eye for photography and style. But gosh does he make disturbing films. Couldn’t he ease up a bit, please? Oh, also, is Brad Pitt actually in that movie (do you know what I mean??)? By the way, Fincher seems to really struggle with endings for his movies. Why is that? They seem to just kinda bleh-out. Anyway, thanks again.
I mean, the first one is SO good and the other ones are like so corny and kinda boring and I can only take so much dum-da-da-dumdum cheesy bass and white boy drums. Soderbergs, you’re such a skilled director. What happened with those other thirty or so ocean movies ? Also this time I noticed the apostrophe – it’s Danny Ocean’s team. Thanks for explaining that to us in the second one. That helped. Anyway. Thanks again.
Well I am saying it now. Everyone, get back to work. Thanks again.
You earned it – a soothing tea or massage or even a letter from an old friend. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me, unless you post it in comments, in which case, it is public. Don’t you get it? The entire world [that has access to the internet with aol or NAME IT] can see it??
So don’t do it and then come crying to me that everyone knows your secret. It’s out and the past is the past and that is what the past taught me–that the past is just that–the past.
And don’t mis and-or overuse dashes–em or otherwise–it’s poor form, like too much sausage at a party, or lite beer at a wedding. Just reading this makes me feel sick. I’m going to go lay down.
The rest of you, get back to work–we’re not paying you to sit here and listen to me. Besides all that, you should know better.
Someone go get me some floss, I think I have black pepper stuck in my teeth. It feels like there is something in a cuspid and it tastes burny like black pepper or sassgrass.
I was a dressed up as a halloween costume for halloween once. I wore it the whole night and got lots of compliments! People were like “oh my gosh you guys, that is so cool,” and things like that. Also, they had a really cool setup there (at this party I went to). There was a live dj who played music for us and a bar with like beer and wine and stuff, and we danced all night, I’m telling you, it was totally off the hook for halloween! It reminds me of other parties that we went to, except this was for halloween and everyone dressed up, and at other parties you don’t do that as much. Do you know what I mean. Like seriously tho, halloween parties happen on weekends a lot around halloween now. Growing up I don’t remember it but also I was younger and we probably wouldn’t’ve gone to adult parties. Maybe my parents and their friends did, I don’t know. I can check with them if you want.