Burge Butal

Pronounced: Burge Butal This is the pretty remarkable story of Burge Butal, the Fonder, Acting Director, and pretty ok, fair, i guess if you didn't know anyone else you could say 'good guy' but i dunno. But yea, of a pretty decent but VERY high-powered company, not mooncrab. but like it, only diff.
ok so, One day, while out and about, Burge found the internet was out of order. but He harnessed its power and thus unleashed its raw potential to the world. Nowadays, the whole world thus enjoys [it]! In England, they speak and spell a made up english, so wierd
Examples include: Colour, Theatre, skip, rubbish, and so on